Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
