have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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