your thong is hanging out like whoa
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Randomize
