just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
