DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
And then he peed in my hair
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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