I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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