apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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