he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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