i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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