I'm sorry my penis didn't work
im drinking this country out of the recession.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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