problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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