awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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