Welp...herpes.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
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