Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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