YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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