my room smells like sperm. sweet.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Randomize
