He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
