it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
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