Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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