just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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