3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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