Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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