Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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