I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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