what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
We talked him into tasing himself.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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