You really coming over, don't trick.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
