i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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