he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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