I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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