fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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