i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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