We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
why is half of my head shaved?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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