don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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