Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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