Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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