I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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