Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
She announced her abortion via fbk
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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