I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I believe in your delicious
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Randomize
