I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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