we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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