my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Someone came in the potted fern
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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