AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Randomize