But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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