You're completely useless in the revolution.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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