He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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