There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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