i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize