IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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