would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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