So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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