i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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