Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
