hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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