I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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